Should I actually read the terms and conditions?

On a scale from 0-10:

How much is at stake if I don’t?

How much do I trust this company?

How much free time do I have?

How much do I enjoy pretending to be a lawyer?

Do I try to parallel park, or just give up and go home?

On a scale from 0-10:

How confident am I in my parking skills?

How tight is the space?

How many people are watching?

How far away is the next easy parking spot?

Do I need coffee, or do I just need to rethink my entire life?

On a scale from 0-10:

How tired do I feel?

How much caffeine have I already had today?

How much work do I need to do?

How existentially overwhelmed am I?

Do I finally learn how to shuffle cards properly?

On a scale from 0-10:

How often do I play cards?

How bad am I at shuffling?

How much do I want to impress people?

How patient am I with learning dumb skills?